|Hi Mommy. Whatcha doin?|
|I just can't deal with it anymore.|
|Nobody will play with me. (depressed sigh)|
|Big paws, little dog.|
|I'm bored...and in about two minutes|
I'm going to sit on your chest until
you play with me.
|Yes, my nose is cold...well it's always cold, |
but it feels cold right now.
|All snug in his bed, |
with visions of treats dancing in his head.