The four-day trip feels like the three-hour tour...

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, 
a tale of a fateful trip. 
That started from this tropic port, 
aboard this tiny ship. 

The mate was a mighty sailing man, 
the skipper brave and sure. 
Five passengers set sail that day, 
for a three hour tour. 
a three hour tour. 


I think the title of this post actually sums it all up.
That and I love NCIS marathons, probably a little too much.